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Posted on 2nd Sep at 10:00 AM, with 54,790 notes

twitter user foxylalonde telling it like it is
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twitter user foxylalonde telling it like it is

Tagged: #ace, #asexual,
Posted on 2nd Sep at 9:53 AM, with 459,707 notes



drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg

Posted on 2nd Sep at 9:25 AM, with 177,962 notes


you don’t go homo or bi or trans to hell

the expression is “going straight to hell”

wake up america

Posted on 2nd Sep at 8:56 AM, with 842,375 notes











Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.


So I decided to try it


alrighty, let’s go one more step








Story of my life


that’s a first.


I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

Tagged: #cleverbot,
Posted on 2nd Sep at 8:28 AM, with 3,879 notes
"Don’t get too high and mighty, ladies. Don’t step out of line. Don’t do anything to upset or disappoint men who feel entitled to your time, bodies, affection or attention. Your bared body can always be used as a weapon against you. You bared body can always be used to shame and humiliate you. Your bared body is at once desired and loathed."
Posted on 2nd Sep at 8:00 AM, with 35,193 notes


When we live in a world where you can access free content of naked consenting women in less than 5 seconds, why are people still invading the privacy of non-consenting women for nudes?

Hint: It has something to do with people feeling entitled to making any woman their personal porn, even if it violates or humiliates her in the process.

Posted on 2nd Sep at 7:32 AM, with 228 notes
Thank you Tumblr for suggesting this to me
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Thank you Tumblr for suggesting this to me

Posted on 2nd Sep at 7:03 AM, with 71,819 notes


Do you know how much I would know about what’s happening in Ferguson if it wasn’t for social media? Nothing. Zero. 

Tagged: #ferguson,
Posted on 2nd Sep at 6:35 AM, with 284,448 notes
How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Man: Fuck you, slut.
Posted on 2nd Sep at 5:39 AM, with 4,543 notes

thanks for finding my aesthetic, tuomey
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thanks for finding my aesthetic, tuomey

Tagged: #memes,
Posted on 2nd Sep at 5:11 AM, with 3,071 notes
Anonymous asked: Oh please. Capitalism: To each according to one’s own hard work. Read a book! :)


Oh, shit, you’re right… OH WAIT. What’s this…

Working poor? But I thought hard work always rendered wealth????? OMG LOOK AT THIS SHIT THOUGH.

More poor people in America have a job than not??? WHAAAAATT? But, graph, anon told me hard work yields wealth!

Well would you take a fucking look at this. Do you know what this means? Not only are all these hard workers poor (but hard work makes people rich????), but capitalism is also hella racist. Socialism and communism both give everyone the same opportunities, but why would we want that?! That would take white privilege out of the world of work. Equal opportunity for all colors? Fuck that, right? I prefer capitalism, where the class system and minimal regulation of business allows blatant discrimination in the work place.

I mean, surely the rich get rich by working hard and being honest. This is America, right?

Whoa! Excuse me, graph? Anon told me hard work yielded wealth??? This can’t be right! The actual workers of corporations bust their asses to make the profit for the corporations??? If this were the case, that would mean that CEOs *gasp* STEAL profit from workers???? WHAAAATTT?????

Hard work does not render wealth in a capitalist setting, or the term “working poor” wouldn’t exist. Look around you! :)

Posted on 2nd Sep at 4:42 AM, with 138,239 notes



i wish i lived in england!! then i’d have a cute english boyfr-


seriously this is what they look like

Posted on 2nd Sep at 4:14 AM, with 125,261 notes


the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

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